A Pink Muffin

[pugprint]

Once in the land of Muffins there was a pink muffin. The muffin was afraid of everything pretty much. The muffin was afraid of people, dogs, roads, stop signs, and crayons. The poor muffin was very sad. He left his home one day and went to the forest. On the nature trail there was a dog. The muffin hid behind a bush. The dog passed. The muffin jumped out from behind the bush to find a purple crayon beside him. "EEEEEEEEE!" the pink muffin squealed. He went home.
The next morning he hopped out of bed and looked around. There were no other muffins in the town. "Were are they?" he said in a squeaky voice. The pink muffin looked around the town only to find another pink muffin . Then he found out he had been talking to a mirror for half an hour. He was still sad. . .until a muffin with icing came up to him. "Hello. . ." the shy muffin whispered. "Wanna be my friend?" he asked. "Sure." the icing muffin answered. They were friends forever in muffin land.

THE END ;D

[christianrocker505]

wow an interesting story.was the muffin's name bob? well heres a story about a muffin named bob
( Its actually a poem)


Bob was a muffin that lived in muffin land
Waiting to be eaten by the Man with the big hand
He sat in a box all day long
He sat all day singing a song
Then finally the day came when the big Man came
He was old and walked with a cane
He reached down in to the invisible meadows of Muffin Land
And picked up Bob and ate him as fast as YOU can
He had raisins on him and tasted so good
The old man blinked and spat out the poor muffin as fast as he could
You see they werent raisins at all
If you nderstand my call

[pugprint]

OK . . .
1. the muffin was NOT named "bob"
2. that poem is weird just like u
and
3. why would a muffin have a name?!