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Post by NoMansLand on Feb 25, 2006 20:22:16 GMT -5
we have not yet begun to write - revised John Paul Jones
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Celegal
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Post by Celegal on Mar 1, 2006 9:17:25 GMT -5
This board is growing old I think I see growing mold In the places where Reason is spare And spammers become quite bold.
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The Machine
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Post by The Machine on Mar 1, 2006 11:57:51 GMT -5
i like it!
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Post by pugprint on Mar 20, 2006 22:35:05 GMT -5
heres 1
Beans Beans the musical fruit the more you eat the more you toot the more you toot the better you feel so lets have beans at every meal!
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The Machine
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Post by The Machine on Mar 20, 2006 22:45:53 GMT -5
i like it. herees mine
beans beans theere good for you re heart, the more you eat the more you fart the more you fart the better you feel, lets eat beans for every meal!
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Post by NoMansLand on Mar 20, 2006 22:51:14 GMT -5
you people are nasty with your smelly boddilly functions!
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Post by pugprint on Mar 21, 2006 18:27:38 GMT -5
ok heres 1..... dogs dogs cooler than frogs some cute some pretty some mute some witty dogs dogs cooler than blogs some small some tall some stink and some wink aren't you glad yours is not pink?
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cedigger5
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Post by cedigger5 on Apr 17, 2006 23:27:42 GMT -5
ok forst off beans arent good for your heart and no offense but we really didnt need to hear those lovely 2 poems yall shared with us
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Post by NoMansLand on Apr 18, 2006 17:16:47 GMT -5
i had one but it was demeaning to the male gender
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Post by cedigger5 on Apr 19, 2006 15:37:55 GMT -5
so.... tell us and if your not gonna send it to me at least
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Post by NoMansLand on Apr 19, 2006 16:03:56 GMT -5
ok. but i already had it posted but deleted it.
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cedigger5
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Post by cedigger5 on Apr 23, 2006 16:44:37 GMT -5
hey y didnt you ever send it to me!!!!
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Post by NoMansLand on Apr 23, 2006 18:47:10 GMT -5
oh i forgot and i accidentally threw it away or something cause i cant find it.
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Post by cedigger5 on Apr 26, 2006 18:52:06 GMT -5
uh huh right!!!!
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Post by cedigger5 on Apr 26, 2006 18:52:24 GMT -5
LOL!
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Post by NoMansLand on Apr 26, 2006 19:11:04 GMT -5
i am so dis-organized.
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The Machine
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Post by The Machine on Apr 27, 2006 13:30:09 GMT -5
that is your middle name.
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Post by NoMansLand on Apr 27, 2006 17:05:42 GMT -5
no my middle name is nicole~!!!!(it is a j/k)
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Post by gymnast on Apr 27, 2006 20:37:19 GMT -5
ya, you would not be able to find ANYTHING in her room (j/k nomansland)
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The Machine
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Post by The Machine on Apr 28, 2006 9:38:04 GMT -5
she cant find anything in her room anyway!
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The Machine
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Post by The Machine on Apr 28, 2006 9:48:10 GMT -5
i just made this up, but this actually happen to me when we were working cattle.
hoof prints in the skin.
walking up behind the calf i was feeling good.
next thing i knew it felt like i had been slammed under a car hood.
he threw me higher then the sputnik ever flew.
and i knew not what to do.
i hit the ground like an astroid falling from the sky.
and i landed face first in a cow pie.
getting up i was face to face with death.
it was the old boss cow mary beth.
she hooked me by my belt loops and threw me all differant ways.
my ropers had seen better days.
she threw her head back and i cleared the corral pens and i was soarin.
i came down in a mesquit and she was still roarin.
after pulling all the thorns out of me, i looked over and saw him.
and that is why i have hoof prints in the skin.
how do yall like it?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!? i think its hillarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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Post by NoMansLand on Apr 28, 2006 15:50:11 GMT -5
hey!!!!! that is not funny but true.
machine:
yeah it is funny till some one gets hurt .....than it gets hilarious
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Post by The Machine on Apr 28, 2006 20:33:22 GMT -5
thta actually happen to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wrote that because i thought it was funny. i have a couple other things in mind to wright about, i t will just be a matter of time before i am a full fledged cowboy poet!
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Post by NoMansLand on Apr 28, 2006 21:07:28 GMT -5
hey i can lend you my cowboy poetry book by danny dunton
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The Machine
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Post by The Machine on Apr 28, 2006 21:49:10 GMT -5
no thanks. i have a couple of ones by baxter black, i have been reading them and getting pointers.
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Post by NoMansLand on Apr 28, 2006 22:59:02 GMT -5
ahh i see
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Post by cedigger5 on Apr 30, 2006 11:22:45 GMT -5
huh???
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Post by cedigger5 on Apr 30, 2006 11:23:05 GMT -5
nvrmind i get it
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Post by NoMansLand on May 2, 2006 22:20:32 GMT -5
hey if you want you can post your favorite poems on here also you dont have to write them yourself. but just clarify who it is written by and what the name of the poem is.
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The Machine
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Post by The Machine on May 3, 2006 15:30:06 GMT -5
so who else likes my poem? ?? (even though i think its the best on here)
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